Of course I’m joking! I mean, this is a video game blog after all.
The real deal being run is if you buy a Windows 7 PC for over $699 you will get a free Xbox 360.
Of course restriction apply, and there are rules. First of which is:
*Get a free Xbox 360 4GB console with the purchase of a Windows 7 PC $699 or more, at participating retailers in the US from 5/23-9/3 or while supplies last. Verification of student status required. See participating retailers for full details
Yup, free 4GB Xbox 360 with the purchase of a Win7 PC over $699. Not too shabby considering you’ll probably spend more on books than games.