GTA V is a hell of a game and boy is it fun but we all know there are quite a few things we wouldn’t be very proud of telling our parents, friends or employers about.
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Back to the subject at hand, we have compiled the Top 5 things you can do in GTA V that your mom would not approve of.
#5 – Going to the Strip Club
Grand Theft Auto V has what we call gentlemen’s clubs where you can hang out, have a drink and watch women dance on a pole. Heck, you can even take them to the back for a private dance – let alone two women at the time. If you’re lucky they’ll ask you to take them home. Mom would not be happy.
#4 – Steel Cars from random people
We work hard for our cash, we work hard for our possessions but in the world of Grand Theft Auto V none of this matters. We walk in the street pull out a gun and threaten people’s lives and then simply pull them out of their cars and steal their vehicles. Why? Well, we may just need a car for a quick trip or sell it to LS Customs. Either way, mom would be angry with you.
#3 – Hire a Prostitute
If you thought the whole private dance thing was bad, imagine if your mom found out that you pulled over to honk your horn to pick up a prostitute for some cheap pleasure. Exactly, that wouldn’t go over well. Even worse, you can just leave the women stranded or off them in an attempt to get your money back. That would make sure that your mom would never speak to you again.
#2 – Insider Trading
Have you heard of Bernie Madof? Yes, the guy that embezzled billions. Does your mom think he is cool after he ruined her 401K? I think not. Well, GTA V lets you do something not quite as bad but nearly equally illegal. Insider Trading allows you to make tons of cash in the game, that means you know something the market doesn’t and act on it before anyone else can – that is illegal. Anyway, in GTA V you can buy or sell stocks right before you trigger an event that will send shares tumbling or rising to high heavens.
And the #1 thing to make your mom disapprove of your action in GTA V is:
Murdering hundreds and thousands of people.
